Colours of Ambridge: An exciting new range to suit every Borsetshire interior...
Radio 4
By popular demand, it's a new range of inspiring colours to suit every Borsetshire interior...
Splatter your kitchen with 'Shop bought custard', experience 'Torn scrotum' in your bathroom and fire up your boudoir with 'Chilli night'. It's the new Colours of Ambridge range - available only from the back of Fat Paul and Baggy's van.
And as if that wasn't exciting enough! Due to all Colours of Ambridge funds being tied up in a very exciting Costa Rican racecourse venture, the company has been forced to let its entire paid workforce go.
This means that the new range will be chosen entirely by you the public! If your colour is chosen, you will receive a percentage* of the sizeable profits that are 100% guaranteed from the investment. You could be rich beyond your wildest dreams!
* Terms & Conditions apply
* 'Winners' will receive .00004% of the investment gains after deductions and payment of a modest excess fee.
* Contact Matt Crawford c/o Grey Gables Hotel for further details.